Cast
Maynard James Keenan
Satan
Dee Dee Ramone
The Pope
Jello Biafra
Evil Porn Director
Corey Feldman
Angel Gabriel / Corey Feldman
Cynthia Rodriguez
Bikini Girl
Gary the Retard
Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf
Mini Devil
Peter Grasse
Retard / Amish Boy / Joseph
Larry McGearty
Dirty Larry
Bret Reilly
Retard / Various
Heather-Victoria Ray
Bandit
Heather McDonnell
Bandit
Betty San Luis
Bandit
Cynthia Diaz
Bandit
Robyn Bird
Virgin Mary
Clark O'Donnel
Officer Harry Nudzak (as Clark O'Donnell)
Mercedes DeMarko
QVC Hostess
Sam Heffelfinger
QVC Host
Jason Ross
Grim Reaper
Michelle McCarty
Amish Girl
Shannon Pezzetta
Various / Porn Clerk
Shane McGeady
Dirty Sanchez
Bob Bannon
Guard
Jeremy Hugo
Guard
Bobby Shame
Guard
Jay Medley
Guard
Billy Puddly
Guard
Nick Epps
Guard
Zenzele Cesare
Cop
Michael Miller
Cop
Theresa Jonies
Bikini Girl
Nicole Dunn
Bikini Girl
Marquita
Bikini Girl (as Marquita Roane)
Fulani Respicio
Bikini Girl
Geeta Dalal
Bikini Girl
Billie Jo Hewitt
Bikini Girl
Tanya Drayton
Bikini Girl
Brodie Budd
Bikini Girl
Maria Calinilina
Bikini Girl
Serena Perolli
Bikini Girl
Linda Nezu
Bikini Girl
Heather Phillips
Unicycle Girl
Don Juan
Gladiator
Jason Goldberg
Gladiator
Courtney Shea Alston
Peasant Girl
Jeffrey Wilkerson
Farmer Dude
Kristoffe Brodeur
Evil Clown
Feline Fabre
(as Felina)
