Cast
Andrew Wilson
Dennis Buckstead
Fred Willard
Bishop Linderman
Clint Howard
Gene Jensen
Gary Coleman
Charles Higgins
Amy Stewart
Susan Buckstead
Ross Brockley
Mickey Morgan
Chad Long
Don Weaver
Stan Ellsworth
Jeremiah Jones
Steven Wayne Anderson
Thurman
Sina Amedson
Nadar
Curt Doussett
Bruce Bracken
Larry Bagby
Blake Bracken
Thurl Bailey
Moses Mahoney
Mindy B. Young
Bertha
Dillan Conrad
Billy Buckstead
Hilary Hughes
Heather Buckstead
Melanie Harding
Jeremiah's Wife
Catherine Shumway
Gene's Wife
Keri Hatfield
Maxine
Bita Adabkhah
Duki
Dale Critchlow
Rodney Munch
Rodney Hundley
Himself
Mark Eaton
Himself
Michael Birkeland
Referee / Umpire
Jimmy Chunga
Referee / Umpire
Travis Eberhard
Adam
Brooke Kalama
Penny Higgins
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar II
Julius Higgins
Kevin Whimpy
Trey Higgins
Kyle Whimpy
MJ Higgins
Johnny Biscuit
Roy
David Nibley
Doctor
Joe Wilson
Mr. Snead
Sue Rowe
Reporter
Carrie Bowers
Woman with Bangs
Cathy Madsen
Hillary
Dan 'Sqwiggs' Jaster
Fat Guy
Pete May
Newsreel Narrator (voice)
Jeff Olson
Building Supervisor
Larry H. Miller
Himself
Rachel Good
Parking Lot Mother
Riley Terry
Parking Lot Baby
Dave Hanson
Angry Homeowner
Travis Welch
Don's Kid
Chandler Smith
Don's Kid
Kandi James
Drama Queen
Kala Alexander
Carlos Munos
Johnie Tolman
Padded Player
Aaron Shobar
Complainer
Matt Hale
Complainer
Vern Cottrell
Hairy Player
Maclain Nelson
Slap-Happy Player
Tim Whitaker
Slap-Happy Player
Alex Frazier
Inner City Basketball Kid
Spencer Greer
Inner City Basketball Kid
Parker Wright
Inner City Basketball Kid
Patrick Lyons
Inner City Basketball Kid
David Ojuka
Inner City Basketball Kid
Zach Frazier
Inner City Basketball Kid
Larry Schlappi
Crystal Hills Coach
Peter Pilling
Crystal Hills Coach
Tyler Schlappi
Crystal Hills Team
David Wayne Callahan
Crystal Hills Team
David Rodee
Crystal Hills Team
Bill Poppin
Crystal Hills Team
Karl Riding
Crystal Hills Team
Jared Parrish
Crystal Hills Team
Ben Peterson
Crystal Hills Team
Kip Fowler
Crystal Hills Team
Mark Madsen
Crystal Hills Team
Leroy "Big Budah" Te'o
Polynesian Team
Daryn Tufts
Polynesian Team
Sekoa Aiono
Polynesian Team
Manoa Benjamin
Polynesian Team
Michael Faasou
Polynesian Team
Rudy Aiono
Polynesian Team
Spencer Pei
Polynesian Team
Nuuli Brown
Polynesian Team
Edward Gasu
Polynesian Team
Peleti A. Pulu
Polynesian Team
Joseph Morgan
Polynesian Team
Howard Tapusoa
Polynesian Team
Sione Fehoko
Polynesian Team
Richard Rowley
Polynesian Team
Ray Purcell
Polynesian Team
Tom Farnsworth
Yellow Team
Denny Barney
Yellow Team
Brad Plowman
Yellow Team
Del Tanner
Yellow Team
Brad Arnett
Yellow Team
Scott Simas
Yellow Team
Dave Pothier
Yellow Team
Brian Mason
Yellow Team
Mike Schlappi
Wheelchair Player
Casey Scott
Smart Mouthed Player
Mike Mecham
Upset Crowd Member
Bernie Diamond
Old Man Player
Ricky Carter
Man in Sweats
Jonny Craddock
Basketball Kicker
Amber Bollinger
Church Lady
Amber Hawkins
Church Lady
Jacob Stayner
Young Dennis
Justin Thornson
Young Bruce
Tyler Workman
Young Blake
