Cast
Michelle Trachtenberg
Harriet M. Welsch
Rosie O'Donnell
Ole Golly
J. Smith-Cameron
Mrs. Welsch
Eartha Kitt
Agatha K. Plummer
Vanessa Lee Chester
Janie Gibbs
Gregory Smith
Sport
Robert Joy
Ben Welsch
Dov Tiefenbach
Boy with Purple Socks
Charlotte Sullivan
Marion Hawthorne
Teisha Kim
Rachel Hennessy
Cecilley Carroll
Beth Ellen Hansen
Nina Shock
Carrie Andrews
Conor Devitt
Pinky Whitehead
Alisha Morrison
Laura Peters
Nancy Beatty
Miss Elson
Don Francks
Harrison Withers
Eugene Lipinski
George Waldenstein
Gerry Quigley
Sport's Dad
Jackie Richardson
Janie's Mother
Mercedes Enriquez
Windchime Lady
Mung-Ling Tsui
Mrs. Hong Fat
Ho Chow
Mr. Hong Fat
Byron Wong
Frankie Hong Fat
Paul Sun-Hyung Lee
Bruno Hong Fat
Kim Lieu
Paige Hong Fat
Kwok-Wing Leung
Grandpa Hong Fat
Sally Cahill
Maid
Roger Clown
Dr. Wagner
Jamie Jones
Pickpocket
Bob Windsor
Dog Delivery Guy
Gladys O'Connor
Woman with Purse
Vic Ho
Acupuncturist
Maury Chaykin
Holiday Pageant Director (uncredited)
