Barbara Windsor

Seaside landlady / Neil's mother

Joss Ackland

Priest / murderer

Neil Dickson

Pilot / car salesman

Neil Tennant

Self

Chris Lowe

Self

Gareth Hunt

Uncle Dredge / postcard seller / ventriloquist

Dominique Barnes

Carmen du Sautoy

Glenn Webster

Passer by

Stephanie Buttle

Dancer

Heavon Grant

Dancer

Natalie Roles

Dancer

Chris Tudor

Dancer

Tom Searle

Dancer