Cast
Burnie Burns
Hagan
Gavin Free
Woody
Michael Jones
Zach
Colton Dunn
Herman
Alexandria DeBerry
Mindy
Alan Ritchson
Adam
Steve Shearer
Colonel Emory
Kirk C. Johnson
Officer Vandenbloom
Benjamin Scott
General Cale
Johnny Walter
Murdoch
Chris Demarais
Franksen
Jeremy St. James
Bean
Patrick A. Grover
Cronie #1
Bobby Hernandez
Cronie #2
Irina Voronina
Beautiful Scientist
Gustavo Sorola
Disheveled Scientist
Clayton de Wet
Scientist
Blaine Gibson
Hospital Guard #1
Brandon Farmahini
Hospital Guard #2
Shannon McCormick
Creepy Orderly
Anthony Abron
Scared Orderly
Mica Burton
Jules
Travis Martin
Rival Quarterback
Bill Wise
Football Announcer #1
Dale Watson
Football Announcer #2
Korey Coleman
Web Bomb! Host
Joel Heyman
Reporter
Ed Robertson
BNL News Anchor
Ron Oliveira
National News Anchor
Yomary Cruz
Entertainment News Anchor
Jon Risinger
Game Show Host
Justine Ezarik
Vlogger
Josh Flanagan
Paranoid YouTuber
Alexis Magee
Girl on News
Aaron Spivey-Sorrells
Stadium Cop #1
Sean Duggan
Stadium Cop #2
Alan Abdine
Stadium Cop #3
Liz Beckham
Desk Nurse
Yvonne Secretan
Gloria
Tom Booker
Doctor
Kira Pozehl
VR Tech #1
Patrick Salazar
VR Tech #2
Mike Dell
Commander
Arthur Marroquin
High School Hagan
Carmichael Simon
High School Herman
Webb Hullum
Young Adam
Dalton E. Gray
Teenage Adam
Gregory Kelly
Worg
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Self
Lee Eddy
Radio Dispatcher (voice)
Gray Haddock
(voice)
Matt Hullum
(voice)
Lindsay Jones
(voice)
Patrick Rodriguez
(voice)
Thomas Eilers Copeland
Lazer Team Fan
Anna Hullum
Lazer Team Fan
Mills Hullum
Lazer Team Fan
Teddy Burns
Lazer Team Fan
J.D. Burns
Lazer Team Fan
Thomas Burke
Government Assistant
Kara Eberle
Ruby Lakes Cheerleader (uncredited)
Barbara Dunkelman
Ruby Lakes Cheerleader (uncredited)
Arryn Zech
Ruby Lakes Cheerleader (uncredited)
Maggie Tominey
Ruby Lakes Cheerleader (uncredited)
Meg Turney
Ruby Lakes Cheerleader (uncredited)
