Cast
Trey Parker
Joe Cooper
Matt Stone
Doug Remer
Dian Bachar
Squeak Scolari
Yasmine Bleeth
Jenna Reed
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
Yvette Denslow
Ernest Borgnine
Ted Denslow
Robert Vaughn
Baxter Cain
Trevor Einhorn
Joey Thomas
Bob Costas
Bob Costas
Al Michaels
Al Michaels
Robert Stack
Robert Stack
Reggie Jackson
Reggie Jackson
Dan Patrick
Dan Patrick
Kenny Mayne
Kenny Mayne
Tim McCarver
Tim McCarver
Pat O'Brien
Pat O'Brien
Jim Lampley
Jim Lampley
Dale Earnhardt
Dale Earnhardt
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Victoria Silvstedt
Victoria Silvstedt
Reel Big Fish
Reel Big Fish
Curt Gowdy
World Series Announcer (voice)
Justin Chapman
Little Coop
Matt Murray
Little Remer
Mark Goodson
Dirk Jansen
Peter Navy Tuiasosopo
Ed Tuttle
Robert E. Lee
New Jersey Informant
Greg Grunberg
Wilke - New Jersey Informant
Michael Garvey
San Antonio Defender
Paul Michael Robinson
Mime Psych-Out
Kevin Michael Richardson
Peripatetic Player
Micah McCain
Heather Kaiser
Cory Oliver
Brittany Kaiser
Keith Gibbs
Davis
Jayme Gallante
Redmond
Francis X. McCarthy
Dr. Kaiser
Blair Besten
Stephanie
Stanley G. Sawicki
Skidmark Steve
Bret Lewis
News Anchor
Richard Johnson
Referee
Joey Diaz
Referee
Michael Matthys
Referee
Jill Gascoine
Hospital Nurse
Charlotte Zucker
Surgery Nurse
John Fink
Surgeon
Kato Kaelin
Driveway Announcer
David Osokow
Driveway Player
Iqbal Theba
Factory Manager
Susan Breslau
Denslow's Niece Susan
Danielle Zucker
Inheritor
Maureen Ardolino
Inheritor
Andrew Herman
Cabbie
Jeff Wright
Fireman
Ray Xifo
Riverdance Referee
Titus Napoleon
Sumo Wrestler
Stephen McHattie
Narrator (voice)
Julie Dolan
Beer Barrel
Janeane Ardolino
Fan
Jeremy Breslau
Fan
Adam Lilling
Fan
Phoebe Lipkis
Fan
Alma Avery
Beers Cheerleader
Nancy Bates
Beers Cheerleader
Kelli Camarena
Beers Cheerleader
Brooke Morales
Beers Cheerleader
Heidi Schweizer
Beers Cheerleader
Jenifer Strovas
Beers Cheerleader
Andrea Wenzel
Beers Cheerleader
Michelle Boehle
Felons Cheerleader
Tani Kristiansen
Felons Cheerleader
Rebecca Lin
Felons Cheerleader
Jeanine Orci
Felons Cheerleader
Jessica Page
Felons Cheerleader
Raydeen Revilla
Felons Cheerleader
Chanel Ryan
Felons Cheerleader
Jeffrey J. Ayers
Fan (uncredited)
Grant Baciocco
Fan Cam Blocking Fan (uncredited)
Joanna Bloem
Woman in Hospital (uncredited)
Greg Bronson
Surgeon (uncredited)
Aaron Brooks
Fan (uncredited)
Mike Butters
Baseketball Referee (uncredited)
Krystal Cantrell
Fan (uncredited)
Cathy Carlson
Slacker (uncredited)
Troy Christian
Riverdancing Football Player #55 (uncredited)
Dave Cox
Denslow's Assistant (uncredited)
Mia Crowe
Mimi Lee (uncredited)
Alan Doshna
Fan (uncredited)
Alexandra Ella
Horrified Fan (uncredited)
C.B. Spencer
Beers Ballgirl (uncredited)
Courtney Ford
Scoreboard Girl (uncredited)
John Forker
Fan (uncredited)
Maria Celeste Genitempo
Fan (uncredited)
Cameron Glenar
Fan (uncredited)
Lloyd Gordon
Umpire / Dancer (uncredited)
Casey Hendershot
Foul Shooter, San Francisco Team (uncredited)
Charles Hough
LA World Series Pitcher (archive footage) (uncredited)
James Huffman
Fan Who Gets Hit in Face (uncredited)
Spencer Kayden
Outraged Fan (uncredited)
Brian Kirchoff
Reporter (uncredited)
Jessica Lee
Cheerleader (uncredited)
Shannon Malone
Cheerleader (uncredited)
Patrick McCracken
Watson (uncredited)
Karolyna Medina
Fan (uncredited)
Kelly Monaco
Pole-Dancing Cheerleader Sharon (uncredited)
Tom Muzila
Security Guard (uncredited)
Hiromi Nishiyama
Masseuse (uncredited)
Linda O'Neil
Middle Pole-Dancing Cheerleader (uncredited)
Bridget Oberlin
Roswell Alien (uncredited)
Raphael Sbarge
Minnesota Spokesman (uncredited)
Michael Schmidt
Grumsky (uncredited)
Rick Solis
Baseketball Fan (uncredited)
Dylan Tarason
Maxwell (uncredited)
David Zucker
Man with Shooting Hot Dog (uncredited)
