Cast
Leslie Nielsen
Dick Steele
Nicollette Sheridan
Veronique Ukrinsky
Charles Durning
The Director
Marcia Gay Harden
Miss Cheevus
Barry Bostwick
Norman Coleman
Andy Griffith
General Rancor
Stephanie Romanov
Victoria / Barbara Dahl
Talisa Soto
Desiree More
Robert Guillaume
Agent Steve Bishop
Carl Ciarfalio
Thug #1
Keith Campbell
Thug #2
Esau McKnight
Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone
Taylor Negron
Painter
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Himself
Alex Trebek
Agency Tape Recorder (Voice)
Mr. T
Helicopter Pilot
Ray Charles
Busdriver
Joyce Brothers
Steele's Tag Team Member
Hulk Hogan
Steele's Other Tag Team Member
Pat Morita
Brian, Waiter in Restaurant
Elizabeth Kaitan
Helicopter Ticket Agent
Alexandra Paul
Woman in Murphy Bed
Michael Berryman
Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask
Eddie Deezen
Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On
John Kassir
Rancor Guard at Intercom
John Ales
Kabul
Elya Baskin
Professor Ukrinsky
Mason Gamble
McCluckey
Carlos Lauchu
Slice
Roger Clinton, Jr.
Agent Clinton
Robert Culp
Businessman
Fabio
Fabio
Curtis Armstrong
Pastry Chef
Clyde Kusatsu
Noggin
Diane Klimaszewski
Twin #1
Elaine Klimaszewski
Twin #2
Tina Arning
Dancer
Rick Cramer
Heimlich, Rancor Terrorist
Brad Garrett
Short Rancor Guard (Voice)
Kelly Lange
Kelly Lange
Thuy Trang
Manicurist
Austin Kottke
Boy with Balloons
Reid Worthington
Balloon-Popping Boy
Shari Shattuck
Stewardess
Downtown Julie Brown
Cigarette Girl
Asbjørn 'Bear' Riis
Guard at Rocket (uncredited)
