Cast
Carlos Alazraqui
Deputy James Garcia
Mary Birdsong
Deputy Cherisha Kimball
Robert Ben Garant
Deputy Travis Junior
Kerri Kenney
Deputy Trudy Wiegel
Thomas Lennon
Lieutenant Jim Dangle
Wendi McLendon-Covey
Deputy Clementine Johnson
Niecy Nash-Betts
Deputy Raineesha Williams
Cedric Yarbrough
Deputy S. Jones
Lennie Loftin
Chief of Police
Danny DeVito
District Attorney
Alejandra Gutierrez
Miss Acapulco
Brandon Molale
Kevlar Guy
Kathryn Fiore
Cheyenne the Helicopter Model
David Koechner
Sheriff of Aspen
Dave Holmes
Persnickety Desk Worker
Patton Oswalt
Jeff Spoder
Toby Huss
Glen the Desk Clerk
Cathy Shim
Spring Break Dream Girl
Ian Roberts
Captain Rogers, DHS
Chris Tallman
Alligator Expert
Tamara Fox Meyerson
Tammy
Paul Rudd
Ethan the Drug Lord
Marisa Petroro
Drug Lord's Girlfriend
Kyle Dunnigan
Drug Lord's First Hostage
David Wain
Breen the Plumber
Todd Holoubek
Tattooed Guy
Michael Patrick Jann
Tattoo Shop Owner #1
Nick Swardson
Terry
Brian T. Finney
Decontamination Guy
Irina Voronina
Russian Model
Steve Little
Drug Lord's Second Hostage
Joe Lo Truglio
Tattoo Shop Owner #2
Ken Marino
Deaf Tattoo Artist
Kevin Allison
Tattoo Victim
Eric Price
Wrestling Referee
Kathryn Smith
Jello Wrestler
David Veach
Dangle's "Body Double"
Mary Castro
Wiegel's "Body Double"
Michael Ian Black
Ron of Ron's Tattoo
Michael Showalter
Paul
Shanti Hall
Hot Paramedic
Mindy Sterling
Spoder's Mom
Matthew Budds
Clapping Cop
Michael Hoback
Barry Baum
Paul Reubens
Sir Terrence
Jack Plotnick
Steve Marmella
Oscar Nuñez
Jose Jose Jose
Floyd Van Buskirk
Proctologist
Jason Bartley
Mansion Gunman (uncredited)
David Cohen
Policeman (uncredited)
Tracy Dali
Bike Cop (uncredited)
Rico Devereaux
Smoking Cop (uncredited)
Duke Gonzalez
Self (uncredited)
Dwayne Johnson
Rick Smith, S.W.A.T. (uncredited)
Theresa Joy
Roller Babe (uncredited)
Kent Kasper
Alabama State Trooper (uncredited)
Alyssa LeBlanc
Stripper (uncredited)
J.P. Manoux
Naked Armenian (uncredited)
Jill-Michele Meleán
Southern Spring Breaker (uncredited)
JT Mollner
Newspaper Reporter (uncredited)
Bobby Silva
Bartender (uncredited)
Aaron Takahashi
Japanese Tourist (uncredited)
Jason Williams
Police Officer (uncredited)
