Cast
Kirsten Dunst
Kelly Woods
Ben Foster
Berke Landers
Melissa Sagemiller
Allison McAllister
Sisqó
Dennis Wallace
Shane West
Bentley 'Striker' Scrumfeld
Colin Hanks
Felix Woods
Swoosie Kurtz
Beverly Landers
Ed Begley Jr.
Frank Landers
Zoe Saldaña
Maggie
Mila Kunis
Basin
Martin Short
Dr. Desmond Forrest Oates
Carmen Electra
Mistress Moira
Dov Tiefenbach
Little Steve
Vitamin C
Vitamin C
Kylie Bax
Dora Lynn Tisdale
Coolio
Coolio
Christopher Jacot
Peter Wong
Jeanie Calleja
Jessica
Park Bench
Chook
Daniel Enright
Grendan
Andrew McGillivray
Hugh Spicer
Megan Fahlenbock
Shirin Kellysa
Jonathan Whittaker
Coach Hibble
Shawn Roberts
Colin
Sadie LeBlanc
Jamilla
Jordan Madley
Corrine
Ravi Steve
Del Molden, Jr.
Tommy O'Haver
Love Matters Director
Reuben Thompson
E.M.T.
Roger McKeen
Cop #1
Chris Benson
Cop #2
Albert Chung
Trombonist
Antoinette Delond
Stripper #1
Krista Leis
Stripper #2
Judy Stoimenov
Stripper #3
Larissa Gomes
Stripper #4
Jeffery Wong
Attendant / Fairie
Shawn Fernandez
Attendant / Fairie
Catherine Hernandez
Attendant / Fairie
Lindsay Cole
Janice Loughlen
Delores Etienne
Sweet Old Lady
Danny Truelove
Little Boy in Restaurant
Jack Thomas Babcock
Love Scud Boy Band Member #1
Michael Coristine
Love Scud Boy Band Member #2
Christine Nowland
Dancer
Brent Bushell
Dancer
Amy Todd
Dancer
Troy P. Liddell
Dancer
Josh Feldman
Dancer
Louis Paquette
Dancer
Jesse Robb
Dancer
Jenn Butler
Dancer
Mario Castillo
Dancer
Michael Boisvert
Dancer
Krista Martins
Dancer
Patrick Patterson
Dancer
Chloe Randle-Reis
Dancer
Diane Fabian
Dancer
Brad Garrick
Dancer
Jamie Holmes
Dancer
Rukiya Bernard
Girl with Tampons in Hair (uncredited)
何柏光
Old Man in Wheelchair (uncredited)
Michael Kremko
Guy in Restaurant (uncredited)
